Ten Things you don't want to hear after losing |
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By CLO editors
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September 7, 2006 |
1. Wow, you're the highest rated player I ever beat!
2. Were those supposed to be sacrifices?
3.Why did you resign? I was just about to offer you a draw.
4.My boyfriend's waiting for me. Would you post the result?
5. The only move I knew there was Rook to King's square.
6.You composed a really elegant self-mate there.
7. This will be a great game to show my students!
8. Don't worry. I lost the same way in an ICC bullet game against Smallville.
9.Yay!! I never beat a grown-up before!
10. ???
Send your ideas for the tenth thing not to tell your opponent after the game to [email protected] Please send your suggestions by September 16.
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